Valmonte
1. a mark–ss-trick.
2. someone who makes his leaving off of eating -ss.
this word finds it origins in the deep stanky -ss jungles of the phillipines. an indigenous tribe of the surname valmonte became famous for surviving long periods of famine by eating the raw -sses of ducks and other rank -ss animals.
“d-mn, that dude is a f-ggot -ss valmonte.”
“yo, you heard about stan? he is -ss broke and makes his money pulling valmontes on haight and ashbury.”
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