Valo


the surpreme g-d of dynasticists (see dynasticism when its put on here). very nice voice, face, and body. generally everything a g-d should be.
“oh my ville/valo!”

“dear valo, we thank you for this insert something you’re thankful for here…”

“praise valo for insert something fab in here!”
2 more definitions
aggressive skating brand (aka fruitbooting, rollerblading, blading)
rollerblader 1: whatup? i see you bought some valo’s?
rollerblader 2: yea they’re nice
valo is the word light in finnish. also the last name of him front man ville valo
valo viikatteen taloja niittää
käsi hamuaa lautturin viittaa
en osaa elämää syyttää en kiittää
se jääköön en piittaa

finnish to english translation
light houses scythe mowed

hand hamuaa ferryman refers

i can not blame the life i would like to thank

that i am leaving i do not care

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