valtrex
a medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after i found “valtrex” i am now able to trick people into having unprotected s-x with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
the evil 3-headed king of the gorlon nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
i’m just so scared of king valtrex!
man, i hate global warming! d-mn you, valtrex!
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