Value Jam Jar
when a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his p-n-s inside of it. the man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his p-n-s into a full jar of jam. if the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
i haven’t had s-x in a while, i may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
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