Valva


a octopus-like growth on the outside of a woman’s fat china. it has the scientific name of ‘valvaus apparentus’. it is used for the andolokingnol’s intercourse, s-xually.
lily: ‘hey, check out my valvaus apparentus’
catherine: ‘sure, i’ve always wanted to make sure my one was normal’

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