VALVeware


valveware: n ‘vælvweə(r) 1. a software product that misses its announced release date by several months. 2. a software product that has experienced a near-total media blackout for several years with an occasional noncommittal reference dropped by the developers during that time. 3. a software product that sees the light of day only after everyone has given up hope on it.
“well, at least we don’t have to worry about the actual release date of this valveware, it’ll never be on time.”

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