vampaneze


originating from a twelve-book series called “{cirque du freak” (“the saga of darren shan” in britian and ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. they have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. they hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.
“fear me, the lord of the vampaneze! i’m worse than ann coulter!” — steve leopard

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