vampire brain


1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time only.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
examples:

don’t talk to harry in the morning, you won’t get any good ideas from him. he has a vampire brain.

“that movie was soooo awesome! i heard it was vampire brained.”

the vampire brained girl panicked. she was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn’t finished yet.

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