vampire dick sucking
vampire d-ck sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of f-ll-t– bites the head off of the reciever’s p-n-s, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the p-n-s and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients
potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
tim: did you hear about the mishap with stacy’s diet?
joe: nah bruh give me the dirt
tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
joe: d-mn yo, that vampire d-ck sucking ain’t no joke
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