Vampire fudge cake
wait ’til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any sh-ts in. when the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her sh-t into your mouth.
reece: have you started your period yet?
abi: yes. why?
reece: because i want a vampire fudge cake, you f-cking wh-r-.
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