vampirella
typically a beautiful woman who keeps her man up well into the weee hours of the night to satisfy her “thirst” for affection.
she find’s her greatest strength in the darkest hours of the night and ceases her “-ssault” as the sun rises, leaving her victim to face the day drained of all energy.
a vampirella will act with total disregard for the impact that sleep deprivation will have on the following day.
guy #1 : ” you look rough. what did you do last night”?
guy #2 : “that vampirella kept me up until 6:00 in the
morning….not complaining…just saying”
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