veggie monster
a truly messed up sesame street character gone wrong. they took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a b-tch”the veggie monster.” no one cares if your child is fat, it’s just a show, how about better parenting. the song “c is for cookie, that’s good enough for me” has been changed to “a cookie is a sometimes food,”. bullsh-t.
fat little son of a b-tch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
1 more definition
1. an act of betrayal.
2. a traitor to a cause.
1. “oh, d-mn i forgot to mention i’m dating your stepmom.”
“after i gave you my trust? that’s a veggie monster!”
2. “i can’t stay for chess club. i’m in the av club now.”
“veggiemonster.”
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