vampress


-(adj) a blood sucking b-tch
somebody told me that the chick i was h-tting on was a vampress.

that girl on twilight was a real vampress.
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a device used for the compression and storage of canned vampires. a highly specialized machine, vampresses generally require a team of four horses (or, in some parts of the world, two male orangutangs) to operate properly.
the vampress saves us heaps of time, compressing the vampires like that.

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