van damme carwash


involves supporting one’s self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and -j-c-l-t-ng on p-ssers by.
– “hey marty, what’s with your eye?”
– “yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when i got back from cl-ss.”

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