Van Damme facial.
much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of c-m, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. in doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like jean claude van damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the ‘bad guy’.
especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appet-te for all manner of s-xual endeavour (aka “a good girl”).
look at the -rs- on that one over there… i’d love to give her a van damme facial.
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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