VAN DAMME


the act of kicking open a door very loudly. you usually yell the words van damme as you are doing it as well. refers to the action movie star jean claude van damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.

this is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious -sshole, or you’re carrying something and can’t use your hands.
ahhh sh-t i can’t open that door with all this sh-t in my hands. oh well, van damme!(busts open door with kick)
2 more definitions
to flex so hard, and so loud, that a high intensity maser fires from one’s genitals.
at the world body building championship, dolf lundgren mark ii flexed so hard that he inadvertantly vandamme’d the head judge. worst part? he would’ve won otherwise.
the van damme, is inspired by the movie “waiting.” the van damme is a technique to show ur nut or nuts at a casual by stander and then ridaculing him or her as a f-g and kicking them 6 times. the technique is difficult and requires some martial arts background, hence the name van damme. the move goes like this, person a does a round house kick with loose shorts in front of person b, person b takes a quick glimps of his nuts as he should because the van damme should be lightning quick.
“sh-t, he pulled the van damme”

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