van dell


a dirty word, used to describe the female genatelia. is sometimes considered to be one of the most vulgar and appaulling word in the english language, is toe to toe with c-nt.
dude, i sucked my girl friends van dell last night
a term for a v-g-n- that is likened to and comes from van dell jewelry which according to its website is “imitation stones simulating gemstones” but “is not cheap and enjoys high book prices”.
wilberforce: “that lady yonder, is she a mackerel or a maiden?”
hastings: “why she’s hardly van cleef, my good fellow. pay a visit to that chamber and you will find only van dell”.

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