van der Sloot


to appear randomly in the background of someone’s vacation photos.

knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
my wife and i were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.
v — 1. to seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. to have the world by the tail and totally f-ck up; 3. to goof, err or fail. n — 1. a crazy killer with bad skills; 2. a f-cking dumb -ss; 3. a popular cheese in the netherlands.
i thought i got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then i totally vanderslooted when i walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.
the way joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it’s almost as if she’s asking to be vanderslooted.

christian acts like a total vanderslooter – always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.

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