van der tempeling
the process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.
i sooo van der tempeled the other day, i had to lick my wife’s sh-t to get her to lend me 5 bucks.
please, don’t say no, i am willing to van der tempel to get it. i will even stab my own mother for this service.
the other day, i saw this crack wh-r- van der tempeling to get her fix!
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