Van Halen Shuffle


spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don’t want to make a sceen.
sitting in cl-ss taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a van halen shuffle.

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