Van McCann


van mccann is the lead singer of catfish and the bottlemen. he is known for his love of bananas, music, and fifa. fans may call him d-mn mccann, or van the man. van’s real name is actually ryan evan mccann but he goes by van.
“i love van mccann from catfish and the bottlemen!”
“i love him too! he’s smokin’ hot.”

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