Vancouver Snow Cone
a maneuver which is performed when making p-ssionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. just as you reach -rg-sm, you slam her (snowboard or ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and -j-c-l-t- copious amounts of s-m-n into her helmet. you then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with s-m-n. then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. inspired by some fine -ss 2010 winter olympian skiers.
skeez: yo i’m going to vancouver to watch the winter olympics.
bates: oh sh-t, last time i went to the winter olympics, i stuck my chode in like 3 sl-ts helmets. i was serving more snow cones than a carnival.
skeez: i must partake.
bates: nothing like a administering a vancouver snow cone my friend. nothing at all.
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