Vaseline Cowgirl


when a really fat chick rides her man with alot of vaseline because she has a dry tw-t and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.
guy number 1: dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
guy number 2: oh, thats just dave getting a ride from the vaseline cowgirl.

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