vanda
any of several epiphytic orchids of the genus vanda, of tropical regions of the eastern hemisphere, having large white, lilac, blue, or greenish flowers.
some orchids used in hawaiian leis are vandas.
a lil lemon head that is hilarious and is absolutely petrified of water, an outright shopaholic and maniac for shoes… obviously of asian descent due to the exotic name and whos name can only reflect their beauty. probably has a dog that smells like doritos in which she talks to like a real person. a smart yet quirky individual.
person 1: hey! check that chick out!
person 2: dude… she’s a vanda for sure… look at her smell her dog!
person 1: haha yea man… a vanda for sure
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