vanderjagt
1;to buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;a liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
mike couldn’t handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.
1 more definition
(van-der-jack)
verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from mike vanderjagt of the indianapolis colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the pittsburgh steelers on january 15, 2006.
i got an f on my last test, i really vanderjagted that one.
there is three seconds left in the game and we’re down by two, i really hope that he doesn’t vanderjagt this shot.
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