Vanderwallen Squeegee
the act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
example #1 tyler and jeremy didn’t have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a vanderwallen squeegee.
example #2 pulling a vanderwallen squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you’re tagging a cougar.
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