the official name for a botched “caitlyn jenner” surgery. when a vandevord occurs, the male and female genitalia merge into a small, erect creature which complains about privates and more specifically the word “axios”.
mr. and mrs. irwin… i’m sorry, your feminine son’s surgery has resulted in a vandevord. we did everything we could.
to tchi is to abruptly stop or interrupt someone who is in mid–rg-sm. and furthermore leave them feeling angry or deprived after. dad: (to son in his room) hi son, how was your day? son: (sounding angry) d-mn it dad! you just tchi’d me!
when the only thing you do is lay in bed listening to lana del rey omg! i just bougth lana’s new alb-m! i’m in bed in a lanacoma! via giphy
- baby hunter
a girl who finds a stupid dude to get her pregnant so he is trapped yo! look at bobby talk to that baby hunter over there
a cute independent girl that is proud and shy but always has a smile on there face anleoh is a girl that you would love to meet
- whip the cream
when a gentleman deposits his -j-c-l-t- into his lucky partner’s splatterbox, he then withdraw’s and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. the rapid mixing of s-m-n and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. thereby whipping the cream. she’d been a rather good girlfriend lately so i […]