Vanilla Bean
a tall, slender, attractive white male. someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one’s vicinity. someone who even makes straight men stop and think “d-mn, if it was only for a night… he’s girly enough…”. one of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn’t know that he’s unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.
girl 1: oh my god, did you just see that vanilla bean walk in?
girl 2: h-ll yes i did, he’s practically tom hiddleston!
both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who’s just entered their consciousness.
when a person is half mexican half white. thus called a vanilla bean
“i’m a white cracker what are you?”
“i’m a vanilla bean!”
meaning a white mexican
the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean
when a white girl, aka snow bunny gives a black guy dome, aka head.
jamarcus: yo dawg, what you did last night?
darell: bro, got a vanilla bean!
jamarcus: oh sh-t n-gg-! from dat white girl kayla?
darell: yea dawg, finest snow bunny in tallah-sse!
jamarcus:more like tallanasty!
a white human trying to be mexican
look at this vanilla bean here in east l.a
the coating of s-m-n on feces after -n-l s-x
person 1: hey did you hear what happened to that sl-t?
person 2: yeah man i heard she had vanilla beans for a week
a person who is forced to go tanning with people he hates due to little or no skin pigment. this person will go to great lengths to be anything but his true color…pale. by anything i mean, sit in a car with people that reek of d-ck juice. though he might look like a s-xy tan(red) piece of man meat after his exposure to ultraviolet lights, it hurts him a bit each time he goes for the ride to the tanning salon.
question: what kind of bean is best?
that’s a ridiculous question.
false. vanilla bean.
well that’s debatable. there are basically…
fact: beans smell like tiger balm
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