vanilla freeze


when after jacking off you c-m on yourself and let it dry.
“i fell asleep last night after jerkin’ it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!”
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng and allowing the s-m-n to dry wherever it may land.
gage forgot to wash the vanilla freeze off his stomach before he took off his shirt when we went to the river… what a f-cking c-mrag

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