Vanilla Johnson
the process whereby one man -j-c-l-t-s on another mans p-n-s. it can be a pure accident of through an act of s-xual intercourse.
man 1: omg i’m so close!
man 2: vanilla johnson me… do it j-zz on my girth!
man 1: f–k yeah! omg, omg this is so hot!
woman 1: errr guys what about me?!
men: shut it, you bearne’d everywhere!
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