vanilla mudslide
when you j-zz in a girls -ss and she proceeds to shart out s-m-n
i just gave sarah the biggest vanilla mudslide
a messy facial that is delivered upon an “individual” by six or more men. this started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick h-m-s out there.
sally was really p-ssed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.
“oh stop crying, betty…it was only a vanilla mudslide. the chocolate ones really suck.”
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