Vanilla Paint Job


a special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the p-n-s
mckay: that b-tch’s tan is so fake.

nathan: dude you best lighten it up for her then.

mckay: good call, i’ll give her a vanilla paint job.

nathan: she will be so thankful.

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