vanilla white chick (VWC)
basic caucasian female. average or below average intelligence. fairly sweet, not terribly interesting, just kind of exists, blending in and waiting to be picked up like plain yogurt on a supermarket shelf. bland, doesn’t offend anyone but doesn’t exactly inspire any biographies either.
when you think of an adjective to describe her to your friends, the first and only word that comes to mind is “nice.”
after amal clooney dumps george, he’ll probably end up with another rando vanilla white chick (vwc).
the vwc smiled without guile, her eyes staring blankly ahead. no, she wouldn’t write books, cure cancer, or even become cl-ss mom, but maybe that nice boy with the pretty eyes would soon stop by and say hi.
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