Vanity Tweet
these are tweets sent out by twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
noted for inanity and the transparent ‘need to be appreciated’ usually displayed by the sender.
when shakespeare said ‘all the world’s a stage…’ he didn’t mean this.
{on the phone}
kelly: kim kardashian has just had a mocha latte! she was going to have a biscotti, but can’t risk the calories!
dan: honey, i’m… um, thrilled about kim’s “vanity tweet”, but i’ve got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we’re building in the caucasus.
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