vanna venom


while other definitions may list her as a mysp-ce celebrity, i know this girl in person. she is a kind-hearted person who legitimately does believe what she says. she changed my life, first by helping me get it back from addiction, and then by showing me that there’s more to life than people’s expectations.
summary definition: a mysp-ce celebrity to some, a true friend to me
vanna venom: it’s those dead ends and wrong turns in life that make us who we are.
wannabe scene queen, wannabe photographer, and wannabe trendsetter. tries too hard to be ~-artistic-~ and ~-deep-~ sounding but spells like she is a dyslexic 7 year old. english is not my first language and i can spell better than her.

fakes to be against societies view of beauty yet tries to be it by being plastic. 90% extensions. if she’s so against fitting in, why does she try so hard to be “scene” which really is what’s in style these days. and why did she want so much to be skinny that she got an eating disorder if she doesn’t want to be societies version of pretty, hmm?

enjoys b-tching at people for stealing her ‘ideas’ when she copies everything from other scene girls

wears hardly anything in her pictures because she’s scene and that’s just want scene sl-ts do.

needs to take her own advice and be herself. i feel badly for people who know her.
girl who teased hair: hi vanna
vanna venom: omg stop trying 2 be me who do u think u are with teased hair.
hott scene girl with huge hair, she has c–ntails and is mysp-ce famous, she is really nice, she has diffrent hair everyday.
vanna fan-oh em geee! did you see vanna venom’s new hair?!?!?!
vanna fan#2- yesh! even tho she always has new hair.
vanna fan- well she got new extentions!
vanna fan #2- cool.

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