Vanspreading


“vanspreader”

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. the jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking sp-ce and therefore occupies two parking spots. usually an suv or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

“vanspreading” – the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
that d-ck is vanspreading. he keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
“vanspreader”

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. the jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking sp-ce and therefore occupies two parking spots. usually an suv or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

“vanspreading” – the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
that d-ck is vanspreading. he keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!

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