Vantucky Snot Rocket
a s-xual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of vancouver, wa (also known as vantucky). when the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman -ssumes a position on her knees and begins f-ll-t– to help him through said climax. at the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his p-n-s so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. he then releases a magnificent stream of -j-c-l-t- into her nasal cavity. the woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the -j-c-l-t- from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the “plugged” nostril, blowing the s-m-n out much like a traditional snot rocket.
she sounds like she’s a little stuffed up today … her boyfriend probably gave her a vantucky snot rocket last night
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