var
a commonly used positive and respectful subst-tution for many words. it is also known as an ancient varillian chant to bring good fortune.
a term used in turing software.
“what the var man!?!?”
“how are you varring today?”
“var!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?”
“var, var, var, var, varvarvarvar, var, var!”
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a group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as it helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified information technology surrogates.
i called the var and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.
a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van
“look at that yellow var!”
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