Variety Muffins
noun
1. an industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious m-ffins bought at costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.
adjective
1. extremely good; outstanding.
exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure
origin see first definition
“i find that idea to be variety m-ffins.”
“what do you think?”
“variety m-ffins!”
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