varley


an amazing gent, yet also a chronic masturbator. his name signifies greatness and power. n-body messes with varley, not even varley messes with varley. if you have a varley in your life you don’t want to loose him.
guy 1: have you met varley
guy 2: of course! who hasn’t met varley? that guy is a legend!

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