Vart Jarring Elves


an organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. these creatures are invisible and extremely small. i like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. this is often used as an insult.
i ate a vart jarring elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty v-g-n-.

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