vaseline groove

1. les claypool’s character’s fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery v-g-n-, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency
“i’m lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein’ vaseline groove record comin out this month!”

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