Vaselined Arse Fairy


some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. popularised by miles from this life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.
julian clairy is a prime example of a vaselined -rs- fairy. he rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

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