Vasilating
lubing up a c-ck/finger/d-ld- with petroleum jelly in antic-p-tion of shoving it up someone’s -ss.
the doctor is already vasilating, so i’ll soon know if that pain in my -ss is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.
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1) masturbating 2) being lazy. 1) mom was horrified when she caught jimmy w-nking off to internet p-rn. 2) would you quit w-nking off and get back to work already?
- water guilt
extremely hungover my gal came back from the club and i was like, “mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow…”
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