Vasilosophycus
a bacteria that resides inside vaseline™ which reacts with all the sh-t in your lips to make them shiny and smooth
science teacher: right children, today we will be learning about the bacteria known as vasilosophycus.
student: what’s that, miss?
science teacher: vasilosophycus is a type of bacteria that lives inside vaseline. the chemical reaction between your lips and vasilosophycus causes that smooth, soft feeling. without vasilosophycus, your lips will be as dry as the sahara!
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