Vassar

a small, but renown liberal arts college in poughkeepsie, new york with a student population of 2400. it was founded by matthew v-ssar, a financially successful brewer. originally a women’s college and member of the seven sisters, v-ssar became co-ed in 1969. the college retains a majority of female students (60%), has a large gay population, and, just like other liberal arts schools, is known for popular recreational marijuana use.
perhaps the user ‘vc-nts’ was rejected to v-ssar college or simply didn’t have the credentials to apply in the first place.
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one of the seven sister schools that is now co-ed (because v-ssar can handle it) and is no longer affiliated with yale (because they couldn’t handle it). home of the most beautiful collegiate library in the world, and an eclectic, talented, and generally f–king awesome student body. located in the unfortunate city of poughkeepise. contrary to popular belief, v-ssar students are not accepted because they are rich, white, suburbanites, or elite. they are accepted because they have either worked their -ss off or learned to play the admissions game. well, except for the rockefellers.
where are you going to college?

v-ssar.

isn’t that an all women’s college?

no, b-tch. it most certainly is not. now, kindly get out of my face before i ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f–king family and have you declared insane.
a small liberal arts school in poughkeepsie, new york with a famously lgbt+ friendly environment. as such, it was consecrated an “ivy league wh-r-house” by the westboro baptist church in february of 2013, sparking much excitement throughout the student body.
“i can’t believe v-ssar is now considered ivy league! i’m so proud to be attending an ivy league wh-r-house!”
a higher inst-tution in poughkeepsie new york where half the college is gay. about 75% of the college smokes weed, half are feminist and half are busted b-tches (most of whom are also feminist.

“you go to v-ssar?”
“yep.”
“is it really full of gays, stoners, and busted hos?”
“yep.”
a college near where i live, so i know the facts: it used to be women only, now is co-ed but most males there are sodomites.

rich kids who got good grades in high school, pseudo-intellectuals who maintain an air of superiority when around the “townies”, while most likely knowing that they are in fact inferior to those who were not raised in a closet.

the v-ssar children embraced reggae music in the late nineties, but abandoned their faddish interest in it very quickly, perhaps when it dawned upon them that rastafari culture rightfully scorns h-m-s-xual practices, anti-christian sentiment, paganism, etc.

v-ssar is a pocket of benighted individuls shipped in from connecticut and other bastions of rich white stupidity, now dwelling in a land known as upstate new york, of which they know nothing of. mostly congregate around collegeview and raymond avenues, displacing the working-cl-ss black, latino, and white community who used to frequent the area (ironically the population that the v-ssar children say they want to “help”).

today this district is besmirched by a gay bar bearing a sign that says “entrance in rear”.
yo, what’s up tonite at billiards?

i don’t even go to that part of town no more; the v-ssar children have taken over!