vastlakukkel


a vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: a vastlakukkel.
vastlakukkel, also known as crème brulée, is eaten alot by estonians like allar antson.

vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
in any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. allar slaps vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. hai guard!!1
vastlakukkel

3. i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like what the f-ck b-tch and i stuck it in her -ss and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like angry dragon motherf-cker raghhhhhhhh and i pistol whipped her f-ck b-tch c-ck
l!!! vastlakukkel motherf-cker!!!!!

4. guard told me i’m a f-cking jew, but i came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.
a vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: a vastlakukkel.
vastlakukkel, also known as crème brulée, is eaten alot by estonians like allar antson.

vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
in any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. allar slaps vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. hai guard!!1
vastlakukkel

3. i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like what the f-ck b-tch and i stuck it in her -ss and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like angry dragon motherf-cker raghhhhhhhh and i pistol whipped her f-ck b-tch c-ck
l!!! vastlakukkel motherf-cker!!!!!

4. guard told me i’m a f-cking jew, but i came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.

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