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• vayonaise

  almost like regular mayonaise, but there’s a catch. payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you’ve used your v-g-n- as a b-tter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. take the v from v-g-n- and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? vayonaise. you could also use this as a […]

• Veach

  to soil or stain clothing with a large quant-ty of food. named for j. veach, destroyer of shirts. “dropping the moose knuckle in the vietnamese soup splashed onto john’s shirt, veaching him” to throw, kick, or otherwise propel an object toward a destination, but to leave it woefully and embar-ssingly short of its intended target. […]

• vegas dash

  the drunken sprint to the train station in a vein attempt to catch the last availible transport home. usually occurs after a ‘vegas’ style event, such as a casino night or poker evening. “sh-t i’m going to miss the train and my girlfriends going to kill me…better use the vegas dash!”

• vehicular fuckfest

  an extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other’s -ss. sh-t, it’s almost five o’clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular f-ckfest! i feel like a f-cking sardine in this vehicular f-ckfest!

• Velish

  a blend of the words ‘very’ and ‘delish’…basically a way of saving time…say ‘velish’ rathar than very delicious. ‘that chips, cheese and gravy was velish!’

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