vayonaise
almost like regular mayonaise, but there’s a catch. payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you’ve used your v-g-n- as a b-tter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. take the v from v-g-n- and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? vayonaise. you could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.
taste like vayonaise!
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