vedhan
a name given to the son of nepalese parents who don’t know what the f-ck to name their newborn child so they decide to consult an online random name generator. these same parents would abort his baby sister because they were too lazy to think of a name for her.
qualities of a vedhan include an egotistical nature, an irrational attraction to shulk, making sh-tty music, a forehead that resembles an avocado, and an unexplained tendency to dab on the haters. he also always smells like sh-tty curry that a poverty-stricken indian child sh-t and peed in for a month, for some reason.
if you have this name:
– you are a vegan
– your favorite fast food chain is subway
– you are a sh-tty soundcloud rapper
– you have no friends
– you will die alone with crippling alzheimers
“vedhan’s such a loser, his parents used one of those online name generators to make him.”
“what, you mean like one of those sh-tty roleplay game name generating thingies?”
“yeah. god, i heard he was such a f-ckboi that he can’t help but fall in love with any woman she sees.”
“even his teachers?”
“especially his teachers.”
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